Hillbilly First Aid

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Hillbilly First Aid

Two hillbillies were having the blue plate special at their favorite watering hole when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a possum burger too fast.

The first hillbilly said to the other, "Think we otta' help?" "Yep" said the second hillbilly.

The first hillbilly got up and walked over to the lady and asked, "Kin Yew breathe?" She shook her head no. "Kin you speak?" he asked. She again shook her head no. With that he helped her to her feet, lifted up her skirt, pulled down her panties, and started licking her butt. She was so shocked, she coughed up the obstruction. And began to breathe with a great sigh of relief.

The first hillbilly turned back to his friend and said, "Funny how that Hind Lick Maneuver works every time!