Little Johnnie's friend Mary Did you all know that johnnie had a friend? A female called mary who was slightly older, She was crying one day, and johnny asked her, 'why are you crying Mary'. Mary replied saying I carn't tell you johnny, I just can't. Johnny said 'but mary I am your best friend,and you can tell me anything'. Mary said 'oh johnny I'm bleeding!' Your bleeding Mary! Where? I carn't show you johnny its rude, said Mary. But Mary I'm your best friend. Oh alright Johnny, so Mary proceeded to lift up her skirt and drop her knickers. Johnny gasped and said, No wonder your bleeding, someone has chopped your c*ck off!