Watch what you eat A guy kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for dinner. Knowing his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is he does not tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "Whats for dinner?" "You'll see", says the father. They start eating dinner and his daughter keeps asking what they are eating. "Ok, heres a hint, its what your mother sometimes calls me." "We're eating asshole!!" screams the daughter.