Whats the craziest thing a stranger has ever said to you?

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The craziest thing a random stranger has ever said to me:
Her:"Can i have a cigarette"
Me: "sure"..
Her: "I was kidnapped and held in a closet for three days"
Me: "...."
Her: "Until i escaped and shot him in the face."
Me: "...!?"
Her: "Im trying to get back to xyz town, do you know when the buses stop running"
Me: "Nope. I gotta' go"

The entire conversation she had no emotion, what so ever, that would indicate such a ordinal. Nor did she indicate that she was joking, either. (I waited for the punch line.. it never came.) This is completely true.

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A teacher once asked me where to buy pot in junior high, I think that's the strangest thing.